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We do too but I never thought of it as fun
I know right? I hope your being serious because I know I am. My family thinks I’m crazy. I don’t get it. I mean yes, I am crazy but using a Bidet isn’t why.
Thank you, now I don’t have to say it.
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OK, so I know what one is but haven’t used one… How do you dry your tuchas after washing?And how do you not splash doodiebits all around with the hose?
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I’m making cat head biscuits, ya’ll do what you want LOL
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For all those folks on the Forum who bought big boxes of Beauty Store Cotton and Rayon …you’ll be able to post-apocalyptically “floss” [insert that visual here]
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/insert unfunny reply here/
Finally…we have the answer for people that have asked why their wicks keep turning brown.
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We’ll know when this becomes serious when your neighbor peeks over your fence to see long ropes of fluffy Rayon drying on your clothesline. I don’t get the TP hoarding thing (?) Do we get our TP from China? I was formerly confident such US paper products came from the US, no?
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Yeah…
but the dingle-berries can be a bitch to remove! (disclaimer for those with hairy bung holes).
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Meh… If you’ve seen one squonker, you’ve seen 'em all.
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is this what we have resorted to? 
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The water is so cold in the winter I’d hate to get frost bite in that area. Any gadgets to make it so it’s warm water? 
:
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Awww… it ain’t that bad. 
… the temp of the water in the pipes of your home (if you’ve insulated well) is really rather bearable on the bum. Just keep the water pressure low on the dial and it’s just a trickle of tickle! 
Folks should learn to live a little!
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Loaded question! Duck!!!
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I guess you could switch out the lines under the house… ie tap a hot water line. But, then you have another issue. 
Ouch!
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It’s right there, on the box, where you put your quarters in.
‘Warm’… … Just below ‘White Wall Cleaner’
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Wow. I didn’t know that was even a thing. Hello Amazon Prime! 
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And cleaners, hand sanitizers, antiseptic wipes. I am honestly surprised at some of the things sold out, but since I have no immune system I am self quaranteed right now per our state guidelines. My hubby sends me pics of shelves though 
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Don’t forget the rice!! Limit to two 2 kilo bags at Woolworths (supermarket) 
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And they thought it was silly for me to hoard disinfectants and antibacterial wipes. Who’s laughing now? 
I may have a cleaning product buying problem though…
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But, you use them, right? 
I mean it’s not like you rent a 10x15 storage unit just to hoard your cleaning products?!?
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I use my trunk as cleaning product overflow space. It’s the only thing I hoard though. Other than that, I need clutter-free space.
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