mmmmm!love this one! 
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, āMypenis,ā and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, āError. Not long enough.ā
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Most of you have probably seen this. If not buckle up, youāll laugh your ass off. It has some language so if that bothers you just scrolllllll to the next post. Enjoy.
Southerner moves north. Classic.
JAN 10 5:00 PM. Itās starting to snow. The first snow of the season and
the first one weāve seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered
rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down,
clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!
Jan 11 We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white covering the
landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a
beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and
loved it. I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city
snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with
compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved
back and shoveled it again.
Jan 12 It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature has
dropped to about 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees and shrubs
snapped due to the weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again.
Shortly afterwards, the snowplow came by and did his trick again. Much of
the snow is now brownish-gray.
Jan 13 Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which soon
became ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tires for both
cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway. $145 to a chiropractor, but
nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.
Jan 14 Still cold. Sold the wifeās car and bought a 4x4 in order to get
to work. Slid into a guardrail anyway, and did considerable amounts of
damage to the right quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of the white shit
last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shoveling in
store for me today. That goddamn snowplow came by twice today.
Jan 15 2 degrees outside. More fuckinā snow. Not a tree or shrub on our
property that hasnāt been damaged. Power was off most of the night.
Tried to keep from freezing to death with candies and a kerosene heater,
which tipped over and nearly burned the house down. I managed to put the
flames out but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost all my
eyelashes and eyebrows. 4x4 slid on the ice on the way to the
emergency-room and was totaled.
Jan 16 Goddamn mother fuckinā white shit keeps coming down. Have to put
all the clothes on we own just to get to the fuckinā mailbox. If I ever
catch that son-of-a-bitch that drives the snowplow Iāll chew open his
chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner and waits
to plow shut our driveway again. Power still off. Toilet froze and part
of the roof has started to cave in.
Jan 17 Six goddamn more fuckinā inches of fuckinā snow and fuckinā
sleet, fuckinā ice and goddamn knows what other kind of white fuckinā
shit fell last night. I wounded the fuckinā snowplow asshole with an ice
axe, but he got away. Wife left me. Car wonāt start. I think Iām going
snowblind. I canāt move my toes. Havenāt seen the sun in weeks. More
snow predicted. Wind Chill -22 fuckinā degrees. Iām moving back to
North Carolina!
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Lol, I think I see winner. Thanks for the chuckles.
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one I made the other day and really enjoying. share and enjoy
Caramel Cheesecake LorAnn oils 30ml 8%
by RustyHarpoon, today, at 05:09
Ingredient ml
Nicotine juice 0 mg
PG dilutant 18.66ml
VG dilutant 9ml
Total base 27.70ml
Caramel (LA) 1.25ml
Cheesecake (LA) 1.25ml
Totals 30
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Juicy Straw Peach
(FW) Strawberry 2%
(SIG) Ripe Strawberry 2%
(CAP) Juicy Peach 4%
65vg/35pg
1mg nicotine
Sorry no jokes im to lame thanks for the review and giveaway.
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Lmfao. 
lmao sounds like last year for me haha ā¦Iām looking forward to the first snow hahahahaha 
A group of pregnant women, one blonde, one brunette and a one red hair, weāre having lunch together. The red head looks at the other two and says I know Iām having a boy. The other two said how do you know that? She said because I was on top when I conceived. The other too said āohhā. The brunette says well then I must be having a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blond had a shocked look on her face and yelled āHoly Crap!ā The other women asked her what was wrong. The blond replied, while sobbing, āIām having puppies!!!ā
LoL I couldnāt resist. I cleaned it up the best I could.
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Havenāt verified this on Snopes but it sounds legit.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Bingo 
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66 days smoke free, and in need of an upgrade from my Nautilus Mini!
This was my first real mixing attempt. I couldnāt wait and I tried it after 2 days and it was good. Iāll wait another week, Iām sure itās just going to get better.
Chocolate Monkey
4.2% Banana (FA)
5.3% Chocolate Fudge Brownie (CAP)
3.4% DX Bavarian Cream (TPA)
Flavor total: 12.9%
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This sounds great. I donāt know why I havenāt thought about mixing banana and fudge. Brilliant,
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[- Ohms my God -]- Hopefully I can win! Thanks for giveaway.
My favorite under-rated recipe would be -
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Disposable E-Cigs are a jokeā¦
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Hereās a simple recipe that is lip-smacking good and doesnāt get stuck to your teeth!
Caramel Candy Apple
Apple (Inawera) 6%
Sugar Cookie (CAP) 5%
DX Caramel Original (TPA) 4%
Thanks for the shot at the neat prize!
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Great idea! I just picked up some Fudge Brownie and have been pondering what to pair it with. I also have the other two flavors on hand. Awesome!
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Congrats on being smoke-free.
Look at the Delta II tank. Nice upgrade from the Nauti.
Finally something I can use my banana flavoring with! I havenāt been too impressed with the banana juices, but this might change things.
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Drummer jokes:
What does a drummer smell like after sex?
*Mace (pepper spray)
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
*Homeless
How can you tell if the drum riser is level?
*Thereās drool coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
*Pay him for the pizza.
Whatās the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
*One will mature and make money.
Whatās the difference between a pizza and a drummer?
*A pizza can feed a family of four.
The perfect Xmas present for any drummer:
ā¦and finally, my new favorite ADV:
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Here is one of my favorites itās an easy go to recipe for me as I always have these flavors on hand !
Pink and red swirl
| Ingredient | % |
|---|---|
| Pink Champagne (FW) | 5 |
| Strawberries and Cream (TPA) | 4 |
| Strawberry (Ripe) (TPA) | 2.5 |
| Vanilla Swirl (TPA) | 1 |
Flavor total: 12.5%
Remember to rate it at e-liquid-recipes.com!
Nice review and great pictures btw ! Thanks for the contest. Itās always fun to see the posts!
Whoops I posted a favorite then read the directions ā¦I am a joke. Sorry it kinda is under rated since itās such a easy recipe and gets so much better with time.
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