Just spit my sparkling water reading this. Thanks for the laugh. Humor and laughing are vastly underrated for good health and well-being.
Vladimir Putin visits a school and asks a boy:
“Who is your true mother?"
“Mother Russia of course!” replies the boy.
Putin then asks a girl:
“Who is your true father?”
“You, great president!” replies the girl.
Putin then asks the quiet kid sitting at the back:
“You there, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
The quiet kid thinks for a moment and says:
“An orphan!”
Thanks for giving me a good chuckle.
I’m a lot like Keith Richards, when his friend died he snorted the ashes… When my Grandma was dead for 4 days in the casket I kissed her head.
I find this thread has the same side-effects for me as well.
I don’t find either of those things odd.
Sounds like you both found a loving way to have closure.
I used tongue…
No, she pretty much raised me… My mother worked 3 jobs when we were little, single mother Working as Motor Transport Officer, Waitress at night and did book keeping any chance she got… So a lot of time was spent over at Grandma and Grandpa’s house…
Thanks.
I would expect nothing less.
Canucks are very affectionate people.
I’m a veteran too, I developed PTSD from it… When people ask me how I enjoyed my service in the military, I just say, “Well my wife slept with 10 dudes while I was away serving and fireworks scare me”
