Memes, Jokes, Riddles

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Just spit my sparkling water reading this. Thanks for the laugh. Humor and laughing are vastly underrated for good health and well-being.

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Vladimir Putin visits a school and asks a boy:
“Who is your true mother?"
“Mother Russia of course!” replies the boy.

Putin then asks a girl:
“Who is your true father?”
“You, great president!” replies the girl.

Putin then asks the quiet kid sitting at the back:
“You there, what do you want to be when you grow up?”

The quiet kid thinks for a moment and says:
“An orphan!”

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