Memes, Jokes, Riddles

[big_vape]

[anon44012888]

I wanna know why she never washes her dresses

[Lostmarbles]

LMAO Good one!

[Dan_the_Man]

i don’t get it, somebody help

[Lostmarbles]

Hint: Oval office + rug burned knee caps = ???

[anon44012888]

He’s a Christian man, break it down for ya Dan… His Secretary sucked his dick

[TorturedZen]

@Dan_the_Man

i don’t get it, somebody help

I didn’t get it either until I saw @anon44012888’s comment right underneath. What’s that line @Ken_O_Where uses? Blame it on my THC addled brain.

[anon44012888]

The best reply would’ve been, “So you’ve had a few promotions in your time, eh buddy?”

[TorturedZen]

I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage sir.

[trcallahan]

That was a sticky time in Presidential history…

[big_vape]

IIRC, this one’s for SD, just in case he didn’t realize it.

[anon44012888]

Yeah, she held her own Caucus… In her mouth.

[anon44012888]

[SessionDrummer]

Very nice @big_vape. Green really IS the only bestest best color.

[Dardy]

[Stankhammer]

[TorturedZen]

“Kush Eau De Parfum”

[anon44012888]

You guys should make a site called beard-oil-recipes.com

[Stankhammer]

I use this one sometimes. It’s a wax. Picks for easier removal for applications.

[Lostmarbles]

I use a similar one from Fisticuffs. Good stuff