At least we know why he has that catâŚ
My pappy said, âSon, youâre gonnaâ drive me to drinkinâ
If you donât stop drivinâ that Hot Rod Lincolnâ
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Disturbing that they all so calmly just stood there and looked on, My generation you would have seen most all of them rushing to make sure the drummer was ok. Funny but an underlying disturbing message of today.
Oh man I hope youâre all right!
Exactly what a bunch of Christians would do. LOL my word. I didnât know what happened at first cuz I was too busy trying to stop the blood pouring out of my ears my gd is that supposed to be music? Luckily for them gd probably accepted that as worship. Yikes
Bro? UR a drummer âŚyou know he probably had it coming 
[Jesus voice-over from on-high] Taser Taser Taser!
What the hell is wrong with those people?
The Sport of Choice
The sport of choice for low income earners & the unemployed is Basketball.
The sport of choice for factory and maintenance workers is Bowling.
The sport of choice for frontline workers is Football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is Cricket.
The choice of sport for management is Tennis.
And lastly, the choice of sport for executives is Golf.
The amazing thing is that the higher you go in your career the smaller your balls become.
Hmm, there must be a lot of people in government playing marbles 
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All right, just heard this one:
An English, a Welsh and a Pakistani man are waiting in the materity ward. Eventually a nurse comes and says they can go in now one by one and see their child. But there was a mix up so we donât know for sure whoâs who.
The english guy says âI go first, because thatâs what we doâ. He comes out after a while with a child which is clearly not british looking. The Pakistani man looks very shocked but then the English guy says: One of the kids in there is Welsh and Iâm not taking any chances!
