Mmm human hot pockets 
And a hush fell over the roomâŚ
A blonde, brunette and redhead were sitting in the obstetricianâs waiting room for their pre-natal examination. The brunette was reading a womenâs magazine and said, âIâm reading here that the the gender of your baby is determined by the position you and your partner were in during conception. If the man was on top, then youâll have a boy. If the woman was on top, then youâll have a girl.
The redhead says, âIâm having a girlâ.
The brunette replies, âWell Iâm having a boyââŚ.
The blonde breaks into tears and says, âOh no, Iâm having puppies!â
Damn man, made me cough midway thru my inhale.
Not ashamed to admit it took a minuteâŚ
Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
They are the same thing just different name
The difference is i never had a garbanzo bean on my face
Ewe 
thatâs gross but surprisingly funny.
The RED one is still in FIRST place I see !!!
