@fidalgo_vapes is it ok to say Don’t Drink the red kool-ade from cult leaders?
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That is approved…
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Must have wanted a little extra cheese for his fries
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Damn we just had an eclipse now a full moon.
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That gave me a good chuckle. What a great line !!
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I am absolutely realist! 
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An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. Enraged the owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replies, “Woah wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do.”
The old man dials his son… as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him and you !”
The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes a Jeep rolls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to Pulverize the bully…
When he is finished, he walked over to his father and said….
“For the last time dad, I train Seals…
Navy Seals.”
“NOT dolphins…!!”
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