The Fortune Teller Festival has been cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.
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The next meeting of the Time Travelers Club will be held last Thursday at 7pm.
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I had a wookie steak for dinner last night.
It was a little chewy.
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Itâs not their fault we discriminate against them.
Can you spot the actor, Peter Dinklage, in the crowd?
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I thought it was Walt Disneyâs fault. 
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Lol, well Snow White seemed to like them. They all shared the same bedroom 
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Sometimes you just say the darnest things. 
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They have the same middle name.
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Itâs nice to see that Home Depot is celebrating Pride Month⌠but when I went in there for some lumber today, I couldnât find a straight board 
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The police just captured a sexual predator. The suspect is a pedophile that practices bestiality and necrophilia. He is being charged with molesting an omelette.
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A British man walks into a pub and says to the barman, âYouâll never guess what just happened! I found a woman tied to the rail track, untied her and we had amazing sex. My legs are still wobbly!â
The barman asks, âBloody hell! Did you get head too?â to which the bloke replies, âNo. I couldnât find it."
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Okay, I canât resist the Chinglish signsâŚsomeone may have to stop me!
Okay, thatâs enough for now.
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Got a strange text from some guy who wants to meet me in the woods to compare penises
Dude must be a weirdo, he didnât even show up!
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My wife wonât even talk to me when Netflix is onâŚ
I just renewed my subscription for the next 10 yrs 
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My neighbor blew off 2 of his fingers on the 4th of July.
He asked the Doctor if he will ever be able to use his hand again,
Dr said probably but I wouldnât count on itâŚ
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Taco Bell has proactively removed all of the Cyclospora parasite affected lettuce from its supply chain nationwide. Assuring customers of only the normal explosive diarrhea they are accustomed toâŚ
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My wife says we need to talk when I finish cutting the grassâŚ
https://youtube.com/shorts/vNXpCaVxYBA?is=j8uRZpcaLRyIG5HU
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