Memes, Jokes, Riddles

The Fortune Teller Festival has been cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

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The next meeting of the Time Travelers Club will be held last Thursday at 7pm.

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I had a wookie steak for dinner last night.

It was a little chewy.

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It’s not their fault we discriminate against them.

Can you spot the actor, Peter Dinklage, in the crowd?

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I thought it was Walt Disney’s fault. :rofl:

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Lol, well Snow White seemed to like them. They all shared the same bedroom :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:

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Sometimes you just say the darnest things. :sunglasses: :beers: :rofl:

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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: They have the same middle name.

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It’s nice to see that Home Depot is celebrating Pride Month… but when I went in there for some lumber today, I couldn’t find a straight board :man_shrugging:t3:

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The police just captured a sexual predator. The suspect is a pedophile that practices bestiality and necrophilia. He is being charged with molesting an omelette.

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A British man walks into a pub and says to the barman, “You’ll never guess what just happened! I found a woman tied to the rail track, untied her and we had amazing sex. My legs are still wobbly!”

The barman asks, “Bloody hell! Did you get head too?” to which the bloke replies, “No. I couldn’t find it."

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Okay, I can’t resist the Chinglish signs…someone may have to stop me!

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Okay, that’s enough for now.

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