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The Dalai Lama called Dominos and asked “Can you make me one with everything?”
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There’s a new strip club in town that is staffed entirely by handicapped women. It’s called “Disablititties”
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I joined a nudist colony this summer, the first few days were the hardest….
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I really miss that time!!
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Where’s the inter-cooling system?
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An old man and his wife went to a Rolls Royce dealership to pick up their new car, but there was a young, hot blond showing a lot of cleavage giving the sales person some cash for the car they were promised. She got the key, and went out into the parking lot.
Worse yet, the old couple were told there was no wiggle room on the price and she got the car for 25% less! The old man approached the sales person and asked WTF, dude?! You said the car would be held for US while we got a loan for the car from our bank.
The sales person said, well she came in with cash, and asked me out for dinner tonight. I mean, just look at her! The old man called him a few naughty names, then the blond came back in, handed the old man the keys and said, “See, I told you I could save you a lot of money, Grandpa.”