Merry christmas ❄️☃❄️

Thank you sweety. What is the thing(s) you wanted that you aren’t getting out of curiosity? Mine would be a new mod and a dozen more tanks!

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I managed to get an ipv 4s out of my mum batteries off my dad crown off my wife and cash and don’t know what to buy now might try an rda :smile:

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Oh and rda for the crown :kissing::dash::dash::dash:

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Oh, all the flavors, a DNA200, a ton of new batteries to go with it, a new charger since mine only does two, Crius tank, Mutation tank…all the tanks. :stuck_out_tongue: So pretty much the same.

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I give it another 48hrs (at best) till the [Vape Mail] thread self implodes lol

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I have 5 more packages coming! One being a Corning Hotplate Stirrer, another nail polish rack to hang on the wall. A bunch more flavors, and some other goodies.

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When I first received the tracking# for my Vaporesso TARGET VTC Kit; it said estimated delivery was Saturday…:sob:

Just tracked it again and says “Out For Delivery”!!! WooHoo!!! :joy: :yum:

Couple Velocity RDA’s with Clapton wire, cotton and tools too! Gonna wrap my first coil lol. These are for my zombie apocalypse/FDA bug-out-bag. Gotta learn how to do this just in case of emergency :wink:

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The Night Before Vapemas

Twas the night before Vapemas when all
through the house, not a vaper was
stirring, not even a Tootle-Puffer. The
stockings were hung by the chimney with
care, in hopes that St Nicholas soon would
bring hardware.

The Vapers were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of vapor danced in their heads
And mama with her TFA and I with my Cap, had just
blended EJuice for a long winter snap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I put down my Vape to see what’s the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Had to wipe the vapor film to see who I’d catch

Vapor had frozen on the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below
When what through the fog would appear,
but a miniature sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer

With a little old driver, so foggy it’s sick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
As he chucked, and snorted, and called
them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

Once dry leaves were smoked but many had died
So St Nick went to the Vape Shop where vapor does fly
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Vapes, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew on my vape, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with vapor and soot.
A bundle of hardware he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a chucker, just vapeing his stack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up for a puff,
And the beard of his chin was dripping vapor stuff.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the vapor it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, his Ejuice was smelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, vaped much like myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
as he chucked on his mod the vapor did spread.

He vaped all the Ejuice we left for his pipe
as he filled all the stockings, oh what a sight.
Then laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Vapemas to all, and to all a good-vape!”

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I could bet a doughnut and a cup of coffee none of those items will never make it into the “go bag”. Once you start twisting your own coils is when the real madness starts. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I remember (very long time ago) being in a vape shop, puffing away on my super cool ego twist and clearomizer :laughing:, when the shop owner said, “Here man, take a hit off this dripper, you won’t believe the difference!” … I walked out of his shop, with a receipt for $225 in my pocket and a bunch of awesome shit in a bag! Seriously changed my vaping life forever! :+1:

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@ringling exelent poem. Very apt. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Hehe :laughing:

Yea, I agree, I have the feeling that things are about to get very interesting around here…

OOOOO!!! Vape Mailman is here! GOTTA GO!

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ahaha… That was awesome! Did you write that yourself, @ringling ?

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Merry Xmas folks! Hope everyone has a great holiday and a great 2016!

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Write, of course not, much of it is the original poem. Adapt, now that I can take credit for. Just thought it would be a fun poem. I didn’t realize just how long that poem was so it took me a lot longer than I expected to spend on it. Glad I did though, turned out funny, and fun…

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Wait a gosh darn minute!!! YOU BOUGHT THE VAPORESSO??? I am so jealous! I really want one but am refusing to buy myself anything else for awhile. I have been buying all black mods and tanks. But I think in a few weeks I am going to pull the trigger on the silver kit. You gotta post some pics!

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A Merry Christmas it will be for me after receiving some vape mail today from Alisa with some samples she so kindly sent me. I promised I would post one of those AHHHH moment pics and just figured this was the most appropriate thread I could think of… So here ya go vaping Alisa’s Bust-A-Nut and loving it.

A very Merry Christmas it will be with 3 new and delicious flavors to enjoy. Thanks Alisa

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How about…
But I heard him exclaim, as away he escaped
“Happy Vapemas to all, and to all a good vape!”

Thanks for sharing. I got a really good chuckle out of that man!

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Guys, Gals, this is the guy I saw putting Vapes in our stockings. It’s him, I’d swear to it…lol

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