‘Cuz it’s like 50 years old? Taught myself to draw as a young teen. Playboy, doncha’ know.
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is that your girlfriend?
even though your an ogre you could do much better
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Just a couple random shares from my latest trips. The falls photo as taken about 45 minutes after sunset with a 20 second exposure.
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Beautiful!!! :3
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Love that waterfall one!
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Thank you!
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I don’t wanna hear no Lion roar tonight. Amazing work!
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So thats why are username is Stankhammer. I don’t smoke anymore, but I can always appreciate a nice weed plant.
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Man likes his Indica! Something about growing the devils lettuce, right? I don’t smoke it anymore, but I was growing up until just a few years ago. I mean I had to. First 40 years of my life in Michigan. You don’t grow weed in Michigan. Oh, it’ll grow, just freezes before it buds.
Then we moved to California! What?!!! Growing season past Labor day? No way, dude! I mean I just had to! Gave it away to the neighbors kids. I don’t “think” my CHP neighbor knew.
Man, I was into it. Northern Lights. Okay, I hadda “sample” here and there. Don’t remember where I got my seeds from. Some online joint.
I even had a USB magnifier glass that I could use to look at the bulbs on the buds to see if they were perfectly ripe on my PC monitor. If I recall, they had to be just a little cloudy? My memory is accessed a little randomly these days.
Something about “topping”. Makes my nipples hard just thinking about it.
Speaking of home-grown Michigan weed. Back in the days when vacuums were canisters, with a long steal tube to which we attached… Well, attachments… A buddy dropped by with a garbage bag of home-grown. Grabbed the vacuum, stuffed some foil into the tube, (We’re talking close to 2” in diameter) poked some holes in it with a needle and filled her up.
Turned on the vacuum, lit the weed, and just say there for hours, bull shitting. Eyes stinging from the smoke. I got higher from the Anisan I took to kill the headache.
Next day the wife took the vacuum to the carpets. BOY did I get in trouble!
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When I lived down in GA we started weed inside the garage under the shittiest grow lights ever. Kept tying the branches down with string. The one plant looked like a derranged bonsai tree, all twisted and knarly. I was paranoid so I planted that one at the far, far away from the house in the edge of the brush
When it got warm, we planted outside. Really big property. Guys dad was a super hard working, no bullshit, well to do, very southern guy with a thick accent. He loved his weed. One day some property tax people came by, plants had to have been like 4 foot tall, in broad daylight at the edge of the vegetable garden. (It was a very large vegetable garden, more than enough for 1 family.) They didn’t even see those plants.
It would have probably been some potent shit, but he hung them up in direct summer sunlight to “let them dry.” 
While the bud did actually have enough moisture to still cure, it was a little crispy. I actually iked it because it wasn’t super strong.
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Omg!! Wait, you smoked it outta the vaccum or just let the vaccum fill the room with so much smoke you got high? Lol
That’s is some shit either way!! You got some of the greatest stories.
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Just let the bathroom fill with smoke. Got high? NOPE! Michigan home-grown? Just leaves. No buds. One hell of a headache. Probably the cause of this dementia shit I got going on…
Dropped out of school early 10th grade. Don’t know the difference between an adjective and a subtradjetetive. Sold a cyber security firm in '08 and retired. Learned what little punctuation I know from Microsoft Word. Spelling? 7th grade, I won a spelling bee 'cause I spelled Czechoslovakia. Can’t spell shit though.
Stories? After 81 years, I remember a very few. But the bad ones, I remember fondly.
Here’s an interesting one. 1st day of Jr. High, we had a reading and comprehension test. Bunch of short stories and a multiple choice test. Freaking STUPID short stories. Boring! Answers. A,B,C,D,C,B,A… Still don’t understand. Got put in a class with a teacher named Edward Special.
1st day of class, short stories. CUTE. Funny. Read the 1st one, put my head down across my arms, (Probably stoned) teacher did the Matrix, “Mr Adams. I saw your test score, you might want to read that.” “I did” said, I.
Took me out to the hallway and interrogated me. Satisfied, he gave me another story. Again, 'twas a good one. Put my head down, got called into the hallway, interrogated again… Got a third story. A good one. Head down, hallway… Asked if I could grab my book from my locker. Said okay, grabbed it, came back, sat down and enjoyed a real book.
Whataya reading? Prince and the pauper by Mark Twain. There was no WTF back then, but you could see it on his face. Whose your favorite author? Edgar Rice Burroughs. The Mad King was awesome! WTF you doing in my class?! You might want to rethink your tests. BORING! Stupid. Dumb. WASTE OF MY TIME! Couldn’t wait to get over it.
They actually brought in some hot chick from Michigan State University. She concluded I had a reading level of a Junior University student.
Duh! I come from a long line of engineers, and nerds. I read The Hobbit when I was 7. Know what a book holder is? 8 of you sit at a dinning room table. You can talk, or you can read. My ma (egg donor - why I ran away) warnt too bright, but she loved her Zane Grey.
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Some dude what goes by the handle @Old_Goat (Dunno if that’s the same guy) Suggested I start a thread named “PaulyWalnuts Nut house.” Suggested I tell my “stories”. Seems to think this cantankerous old fart is full of shit. Actually laughs at my stories! Like my wife. Whose heard them over, and over, and over for some 60 years!
You’re a good friend you know that? Be even better when I see that flavor storage unit.
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You’re definitely a writer, and not just a reader. I guess you got your writing skills from reading. Wow.
Old goat is part of ELR over here too!
Oh yeah, the flavor cabinet. Lmao I still need to hang it up. I’m gonna do it today I swear, then I’ll take a photo! I’m really good at putting things off if I don’t need them right away. Haven’t needed to mix, so I was like. Ok. I wanted to hang it up like 2 weeks ago.
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Tomorrow I’ll stop procrastinating. Look that word up in the dictionary. You’ll see me from the day I was born.
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I think I might be in there too, still didn’t hang it up lmao. Went on a long hike and biked instead. I absolutely have to do it tomorrow and I plan on it.
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LMAO! I’ma hold to that! Yeah, sure, heard it before. Take some pics on or off the wall. I gotta see this masterpiece. From used crates? Too freaking cool! I look forward to a notification in my inbox! Nay, I demand! For whatever that’s worth:)
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