Well, the good thing I have is being able to see my partner’s face every day … She suffered cancer a few years ago … Fortunately, she recovered and I celebrate it every day …
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I have the exact opposite of that 
Today it’s precisely 27 years ago my divorce became official 
I would’ve gone mad stuck in a house with that @sshole 
I too celebrate it everyday.
Good for you bro 
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Today I am taking off… not sure what I will get into… but it will be offline…
maybe a morning nap! Or head down to my garage and play around…
I know my son and I are going to take an afternoon walk… where, unknown…
it’s good to get out and just chill… let be what will be… 
Have fun today! <3
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I think about my ex-marriage that way as well! I’m happy that almost 19 years ago, I pitched out the dead weight that was sinking my Happy Boat”! I’ve been sailing in happy waters ever since! 
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That what I did and I got lost. It was a very long walk and I think I’ve pulled a muscle but the dog is happy
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Uh oh. …
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I’m sure you’ve got another muscle in mind 
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OMG, that is hilarious! It frames perfectly the situation we find ourselves in, and the dog is happy as he is oblivious. Priceless.
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Hehe, no no, I’ve done that before, and it was NOT fun. Pulling a back muscle that is. Speedy recovery, as I know how painful it can be.
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Thanks bro, it was just in the back of the leg and probably just a twitch. It’s gone now.
You know women like to exaggerate. 
Where’s the ducking from stones being thrown emoticon when you need it?
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I have everything we need, vape-wise, to get us through years and years of turmoil, such as we are experiencing today. I know it seems like a first world kinda problem… vape stuff… but, vaping is one of those things which does bring me, my spouse, and our children joy on a daily basis. All that splurge and hoard purchasing of vape gear for the future has and will pay off!
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Laughter is a silver lining, no?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,”’ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
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Dammit @anon70102222, you are NOW the WINNER for the FIRST Covid-19 joke I have heard. Tipping my hat Sir.
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China’s number reporting holds that title, sir.
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Yeah, well, I didn’t want to beat THAT old dead horse.
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LMAO!
Should start a thread about who you want to be in lockdown with.
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My pets is all I can handle.
I would be climbing the walls with another person in the house 
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Well my silver lining is, I can finally get to some mixes I’ve been wanting get steeping, and get to some (shh) SFT
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