Here @Guido_Possum my bf buddy Mike took all these!!
WOOWOO!!! MOOSES!!
Hang on I just walked in the door I will bback to check em out properly
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God damnit! You definitely win the animalia award, if not the photography one since you didn’t take them though bf’s buddy did the wildlife proud.
Foxes - we’ve got foxes: that’s the only animal I think we’ve both got, which don’t really count since those little arseholes are always introduced pests 
But Moose: @ladycrooks, I’ve liked the strangeness of Moose ever since Bullwinkle Moose made them big, dumb, goofy stars 
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And they look just every bit as dumb as I’d imagined they are: they’re not a disappointment at all 
The doodbro of doodbros…
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Now I’m back home with my 2 x new bottles of Maple Syrup, I’m wondering if Moose chew through maple bark to lick-out the syrup…
Then I thought “No that’s ridiculous”, then immediately followed by, "But IS it: lots of animals chew hard shit to keep their teeth from endlessly growing out - why not Moose?"
What a fuckin’ life: just walkin’ around with a brain the size of a peanut so nuthin’ bothers you; eating, fucking, licking syrup fresh from the trees…
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Matter of fact, I’m going to order a few maple flavours right after I’ve eaten something and showered.
Not sure which maple is best so I’ll just toss three different brands in the cart - that’ll cover it: starting with Maple Bar (FLV), since we can still buy Flavorah all we like - while we can still buy it all we like.
Mix myself some Maple Cream juice fuck, how good does that shit sound…
Maybe not to Canadians: no doubt having drums of maple syrup in your cupboards/pantries, but it’s exotic to us and sounds excellent as a winter liquid…
Call it Moose Juice, we will 
Better order it first though - getting a bit ahead of myself with that little gem…
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And here it comes…
Few of each brand so I’m covered for whatever essential maple-cream-like godliness is required and though I was unsure well, waffles will probably be at least a background filler note - even if it’s primarily a super-creamy maple syrup I’m going for.
1 Capella Waffle – 30ml 30ml 1 $12.95
1 FlavourArt Custard Premium 30ml 1 $12.95
1 Capella Maple Syrup – 30ml 30ml 1 $12.95
1 Lorann Maple – 30ml 30ml 1 $13.95
1 Flavorah Waffle - 30ml 30ml 1 $18.95
1 Flavorah Sweetness - 30ml 30ml 1 $18.95
1 Flavorah Red Burley - 30ml 30ml 1 $18.95
1 Flavorah Maple Bar - 30ml 30ml 1 $18.95
1 Flavorah Cream - 30ml 30ml
Course the Red Burley and Custard Premium have nada to do with Maple Cream, but the Red Burley had a single 5 start review from some unknown person which was enough for me tonight, and I’ve heard everyone stating things like “FA Custard Premium’s it’s farkin sick bruh!!” and “…even BETTER than Capella VC1 is that’s possible!” so, why not right and since I’ve got multiple brands of multiple types creams now, so figured I oughta give FLVs a go while I’m at it.
*Moose Milk, here we come.
Female moose milk, of course.
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Hold on…why are your 30mls so freaking expensive? I pay 5.95!!!and btw that mix is going to be good. Im curious now I want to make one…
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@D.Sims , @ladycrooks , he is in australia, so it’s in AUSD, I think.
But yea, that’s still a lot of difference there.
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All our stuff here is expensive compared to the US.
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Yeah Australia.
There might be cheaper places online, but not $4-kinda cheap and getting it for $12 isn’t much of a discount if it’s watered-down or takes weeks to get here - rather pay $18 and know they’ll be here fast and from a reputable site.
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Because we’re dumb enough to go right on paying thr jacked-up prices, because we’re too impatient to wait for a delivery from the states or China 
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Be alright, maybe, I think
Apparently two of those maple flavours need sweetener added, but between Brown Sugar, Raw Sugar, Sweet Honey, Ethyl Maltol and Sweetness I’m sure … maybe forget about the Sweet Honey: that’ll take the mix over completely.
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I was just looking through some much older threads and saw people talking about using heated ultrasonic cleaners and magnetic stirrers for mixing. I’m almost positive that US cleaners are bad for mixing, but what about heated (or non-heated) magnetic stirrers?
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Mixers found out later on that Heat is bad for most flavours and for the nicotine. Some chemical reaction or something.
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What about using a non-heated magnetic stirrer, then? Which is better, that, or the Norpro thingy?
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@FL_Vaper the Norpro is a fore to be reckoned with, provided you use it correctly, AND, it’s dirt cheap. Whenever you’re mixing, you want to avoid injecting a lot of air into your mix (frothing). It’s simple with the Norpro, insert fully into the bottle, turn it on, then BEFORE removing it, release the power switch and let it stop before removing, that way, you are simply mixing or blending the mix, not aerating it, or injecting tons of micro-bubbles into your mix.
It’s too damned cheap, easy, and effective to be ignored IMO.
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Why are the air bubbles so bad for your mix? Ive been using the drill and I have noticed alot of bubbles because I don’t stop the drill and when I do theres rs ton of air bubbles, what an i doing wrong
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