Listening to David Lee Roth speak in this video from a year ago, I can understand why Eddie Van Halen and him had personality conflicts but damn… this video makes me smile and he’s quite the storyteller.
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oopsie…
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That picture of Mommy is MILF-ey AF. Please join my Kick$tarter campaign supporting my new hand sanitizer that gets hot when you blow on it …to extra kill germs and viruses. OK I’ll start the NameGame
1.) DeNasty Hand Sanitizer “Come Clean with DeNasty!”
2.) Ain’tLube Hand Sanitizer “Don’t get the Rona~! If you blow on it and it’s getting HoT and TiNgLy, remember it’s Ain’tLube…”
3.) FeeldaBurn Hand Sanitizer “Fly your Freak Flag with FeeldaBurn~!”
4.) Handworxz Hand Sanitizer “Handworxz~! The Job’s not done till it’s good and HoT! Blow on it~!”
5.) HandSolo Hand Sanitizer “For Hands Only …seriously”
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And it’s Han Solo approved 
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I don’t think milfy mama was too “mortified” since she decided to share this story with Sun magazine. LMAO
My mortified story was when I was hosting a family birthday party and my then barely walking nephew wandered into my bedroom and came out with one of my “toys” in his mouth. I quickly jumped up and took it from him returning to a dead silent room. Some looking stunned, some grinning. All I could say was cake anyone??? xD
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Yeah, Internet Fame lasts about as long as lube… and
6.) StingyHot Hand Sanitizer “Kills 99.9% of germs, viruses …and the Mood”
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Not many things make me laugh easily but this one did (does). Not sure if this is an old one or if anyone’s seen it already but came across this the other night on Reddit and thought I’d share. I’ve watched it maybe 5 or 6 times already and I laugh my nuts off every single time 
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That’s why I’ve posted here instead of “What Has Made You Smile Today” thread. It doesn’t make me smile, it makes me guffaw out loud 
. Hope you enjoy.
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Truuue… This is like a psychological stress test. If I was a single guy, and had two perspective Life partners in consideration, I’d put them both on the “Slingshot” and review the video. …might have to go with Blondie. Her only concern was “the girls” getting free. Future jet pilot 
Hmm, Red tho… fly that freak flag gurl~! Looking way back I 
% went for Team Red
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Yeah mate, you nailed it! 
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Coffee out the n0se video.
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At work we have a garden sprinkler system and there is always some water that spills over the garden beds and onto the bitumen. Took this photo of the parking bays from upstairs one morning after noticing the shape the run-off made .
Apologies if this offends anyone. No offence intended…
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That’s ok Bro …sometimes it’s OK to be a dick …clearly dicks happen …but call your Dr. if it ever gets big enough to park a delivery truck on …just sayin’ 
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Or a porn casting agent… 
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Beautifully played 
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Not sure if there are any pool players here but this guy is fantastic:
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With signature required vape mail, I can see this becoming a real issue! 
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