What do you really hate? (II)

So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when I’d do that Franki wouldn’t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’… But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse.

He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster… When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m not gay, but still like him as a friend?

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You my friend, have issues :rofl:

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Are you going to offer some help or just be a dick?

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It’s almost as though I’m paying attention:

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We’re fucked.

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Get ready for it …

https://www.jobs.irs.gov/resources/job-descriptions/irs-criminal-investigation-special-agent

Oh, and pay CLOSE ATTENTION to how they EDITED the job responsibilities, from the original posting, after it started getting air play …

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All them unnecessary parts that just fall out…

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Good thing you have at least one more of 'em.

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Them is some old ass shocks @Rocky02852. They come off an old tractor ?

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Actually the shock was new a couple years ago when I welded in a new upper shock mount…

Hehe, that shock (and most of the crossmember) fell out of my 03 GMC, the other pc that fell out wit it is what’s left of the spare tire hoist…

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An 03? Damn, that’s not good at all.

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It’s happening:

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How about eating them bugs, everything is coming true, eh @SessionDrummer

https://www.canada.ca/en/agriculture-agri-food/news/2022/06/investment-in-state-of-the-art-facility-for-aspire-to-support-sustainable-food-production.html

Aspire began with pilot projects in multiple countries, using different production technologies and markets to become a leader in scalable cricket production. In addition to London, Ontario, the company has a research and development facility in Austin, Texas.

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Yeah @anon44012888 it’s not even exciting anymore, as they are using the exact same methodology, and playbook now, without deviating.

First the NEW and EXCITING news is published by the UN (FAO)…

And then SUDDENLY, as it by complete happenstance, the mainstream media start running stories supporting it, ALL in unison. Go figure.

Maybe you’re NOT a fan of eating bugs, and/or are NOT interested in the UN dictating how YOU live your life. Hehe, maybe you’re a SKEPTIC, “Come on man, the UN wouldn’t do that”. Wouldn’t they ?

If you can’t be COERCED, or guilted into it, maybe they just SLIP some in to your snacks, anyway …

It’s ALL out there people, you just have to read …

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Any Australians here? I’ve been hearing some news about Australia about “Districts” and whatnot, also there’s going to be 300 million new types of vaccines being produced there… I heard it online, it seems to be a good source but I want to hear from Ozzies.

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