I always keep a small bottle of tincture of cloves for when my wisdom teeth would play up, luckily I haven’t had to use it for a long time but one never knows when dental pain will strike so it’s coming on holiday with me Friday just in case.
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A sensible plan. I tend to ensure that I have first aid kit to hand when I travel. Though Superglue is the one item which gets the most use at home and on holiday.
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Absolutely, that’s one thing that I never forget alongside a comprehensive manicure set which includes some good tweezers, scissors and nail clippers etc.
Superglue sounds like a good plan.
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Almost forgot to get personal taxes done…
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I couldn’t. Nope. Now way.
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Me neither mate, I wouldn’t know where to start 
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Well @Mikser they’re not really tracking crime, or any of the re-released offenders, I guess they’ve got to track something, right ?
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Good idea, I agree. Like some here have said, I have no objection to what grown adults want to do with their bodies but a trans woman still has the advantage of a basic male physique.
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I don’t believe that for one second. That’s a twitter bot or most likely made by the Tweetgen app.
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Okay, thx.
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@Mikser I love it…instead of coming down hard on the biggest corporate offenders, they choose to slap the wrists of common people. A bunch of political whore cowards.
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Heehee, Paul McCartney says he doesn’t eat anything with a face 
But he does consume the food they otherwise produce like milk, eggs, butter and cheese.
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Jury Duty… Yup. Hate it. Worse than ripping your MOD with a burnt coil… 
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Just state that if you don’t get to go home early, then all need to rot in jail. That should get you out of being selected from the pool and ensure that you can play games and watch videos instead.
Luckily being mad and a law graduate means I haven’t been called up as yet.
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My internet provider increasing my monthly bill by 14.4% without consent or forewarning. I think I’ll be going through the contract in fine detail and digging out each event when the speed failed to meet my requirements. A lot of my time spent on video calls, so I do need lightning fast speeds.
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Developing an ear infection for the first time in two decades.
I have noted a few reactions that only presented themselves after going completely tobacco free: One friend had to quit as a painter and decorator as he developed an allergy to paint after quitting. I have noted a reaction to some formulations of resin.
Hopefully it’ll clear soon, as having a gluey fish tank in your head is distracting.
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Morons who take their cat to the park to have a stroll around. The part of the park that is specifically designated for dogs no less.
I had a feeling they were expats or something, so I started verbally abusing them in English.
The chances you meet an English speaking person are higher than meeting a native speaker.
I’ve come across a few people working in supermarkets who asked me if I spoke English when I asked them something in Dutch.
These stupid women are looking at me when I’m cursing at them wondering what the hell is wrong.
One of them asked me if I was calling her stupid. Well DUH!
I thought I was going to have a heart attack. I come walking up with my dog and these two brainless twats take a cat out of a basket and put it on the floor.
My dog doesn’t have an aggressive bone in her body and is too lazy anyway, so she just sniffed the cat who sat under the bench.
Fortunately the cat wasn’t violent, so my dog still has two eyes.
Stupid pratts!
We used to have some idiotic hippy sometime in the 80’s. She lived on the second floor somewhere and would take her goat to the park.
She kept it on the balcony.
Always got extremely upset when the dogs thought it was something worth checking out.
I live in an open air mental institution and people wonder why I’m stoned all day long. 
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