I the fact that I just got home on New Years after spending the night in the hospital. My 12 year old apparently accidentally swallowed a stick pin. WTF??? How does this even happen on accident? I need a drink now, BADLY!
Holy crap, how exactly did that happen?? Hope the youngster is ok.
Apparently, she was in bed and playing with the pin and dropped it in her mouth and reflexively swallowed it. Then she was embarrassed and afraid to tell and tried to puke it up then told her father after she got scared enough. I was at work. When I got the text and had to leave. I called bullshit, but the xray showed the pin clear as day. I still cant wrap my head around itā¦
It is just too stupid. I just cantā¦
She is fine, it is encased in poo in her colon after a rough and painful turn, thankfully.
Iāve had days like that.
Glad sheās ok.
Try harder. Iām getting frostbite while sitting in my living room.
You and everybody else. Iām typing away dressed up like the great Nanook.
Watch out for the yellow snow, and have fun at the pancake breakfast!
What you didnāt think I knew those songs?
Just Incase you didnāt know.
Itās big foot!
Well I guess thatās better than chesticles.
Meā¦
Also me.
I hate waiting for a foreign body to emerge.
Never in my lifeā¦
I need to get my winter sandals and fleece lined shorts out. I think it dropped below 80F today.
Shit your dirty mouth!