WHAT Has Made You Smile Today? (II)

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That look is clearly stating “I’m the star here, and I will not be upstaged by these pathetic representations!”

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Great, need some good light hearted humour these days to lift the gloom over here. Not even a few**** in sight.

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It’ll only get better :+1:

This is what I have to put up with :rofl:

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I have one of those, only mine is twice as round and slobbers while she sleeps.

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This one snores, loudly.
Then I have this tiny cat that has a habit of purring with her mouth open.
Makes her sound like that creepy monster from the Grudge :scream_cat:

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These are my cuddle bugs

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THIS
Verify from FBI[code:210]t

CHRISTOPHER WRAY[FBI] fb@fb.com
Sat 23/01/2021 16:02

CHRISTOPHER WRAY

DIRECTOR FBI

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C FEDERAL BUREAU OF

INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP

The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C in conjunction with

some other relevant Investigations Agencies have recently been informed

through our Global intelligence monitoring network that your over-due

contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the

Central bank of Malaysia(Bank Negara Malaysia) has not been claimed.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening

through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have

finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free

from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund

without any further delay.

We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office

accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as

your correspondence at all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.

Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to

them all the necessary documentation evidencing your claim purported to have

been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund

valued at about $25million us dollars only but the Central Bank office did

the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go

ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to

them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they contacted us

so as to assist them in making the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Malaysia (Bank Negara

Malaysia) via email with the below information accordingly:

NAME: Nor Shamsiah Mohamad Yunus

OFFICE ADDRESS: Bank Negara Malaysia,

Jalan Kuching, Kuala Lumpur,

Wilayah Persekutuan,Kuala Lumpur,

Selangor,Malaysia

Email: muhnnbu@gmail.com

Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office of the Governor of the

Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they

attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your

contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given

particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you

funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES:________________________________

CITY: _____________________________

ZIP: _____________

COUNTRY____________________________

SEX:___________

AGE:_______________

TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________

FAX: __________________________

I’m not interested, if I had wanted money, I would’ve had it by now.
Feel free to claim it, anybody :rofl:

I didn’t know the FBI did this kind of work. Learn something new everyday!

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And this…
http://enformtk.u-aizu.ac.jp/howard/weimar_ruling/

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Great share @Josephine_van_Rijn.

Corona Ordinance Unconstitutional : a landmark judgement in Weimar District Court

Working English translation by Howard Steen (using DeepL) of item reported on German Corona Committee news pages: Amtsrichter in Weimar: Corona-VO verfassungswidrig - 2020 NEWS posted Jan 21st, 2021

A district judge in Weimar has acquitted a man who was to be fined for violating the Corona contact ban by celebrating his birthday with at least seven other parties from a total of eight households, six guests too many under Thuringia’s Corona ordinance. The judge’s verdict is scathing: The Corona Ordinance is unconstitutional and materially objectionable.

For the first time , a judge has dealt intensively with the medical facts, the economic consequences and the effects of the specific policy.

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So I had my second cataract surgery today and prior to the actual surgery the anesthesiologist comes over and tells me that the anesthesia will not put me completely under and that I’ll still be able to understand and answer the surgeon during the operation.
She then tells me that I may not remember much of the procedure as time goes by as that’s one of the effects:

Me: so my memory of all this may fade afterwards?
Her: Yes.
Me: Does that mean you can molest me and I won’t remember?
Her: We would never do that!
Me: Not even for $20?
Her: No! I wouldn’t think of doing it for less than $50.
Me: Deal!


I’ve been known to do stupid stuff under anasthesia. Once I was recovering in the post op after extensive oral surgery and they were playing oldies in the room and they started playing Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”, so I made a fist and stuck it down my pants and sang along. This was after I called the oral surgeon “Barney Rubble” in between fits of laughter. My ex-wife was completely mortified.

I never went back.

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Hope you have a speedy recovery.

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Congrats man. Mine were done last Feb and I really don’t know the words to describe how being able to see again restored so many aspects of my life that I thought were just gone. I opted for the computer guided procedure with multifocal corrective lens implants and within days could read the fine print on nearly anything. Amazing and I hope your results are the same. :smile:

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Thank you. Me too!

Thanks brother! The first one was a breeze, but this one has been painful. Tylenol helps but only for a short while. Can’t really test the vision yet because it’s watering like Niagra, but tomorrow is anoither day and we’ll see what it brings.

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I wish you a speedy recovery

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Finally got a decent pic of my “kids.” They never hold still when I grab my camera. She was using him as a pillow. On left Meka-8 months old. McBee-2 1/2. Inseparable.

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Thank you! It’s coming along :smile:

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They gave me steroid drops on the next day visit. Worked wonders for the pain and headache. They explained that the fluid levels in my eyes had to stabilize which takes a few days.

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Yeah I got four different drops that I have to take. Of course they’re taken at different intervals so I have to write them all down. Tom’s of Maine should come up with an all in one so my life would be less complicated…

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I would have loved to vote for her this election and Ben Carson last election. But oh no!, we got choices like Trump, Hillary, and Biden. The scum always floats to the top.

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