That look is clearly stating âIâm the star here, and I will not be upstaged by these pathetic representations!â
Great, need some good light hearted humour these days to lift the gloom over here. Not even a few**** in sight.
I have one of those, only mine is twice as round and slobbers while she sleeps.
This one snores, loudly.
Then I have this tiny cat that has a habit of purring with her mouth open.
Makes her sound like that creepy monster from the Grudge
THIS
Verify from FBI[code:210]t
CHRISTOPHER WRAY[FBI] fb@fb.com
Sat 23/01/2021 16:02
CHRISTOPHER WRAY
DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C FEDERAL BUREAU OF
INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP
The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C in conjunction with
some other relevant Investigations Agencies have recently been informed
through our Global intelligence monitoring network that your over-due
contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the
Central bank of Malaysia(Bank Negara Malaysia) has not been claimed.
It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening
through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have
finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free
from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund
without any further delay.
We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as
your correspondence at all level.
We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.
Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to
them all the necessary documentation evidencing your claim purported to have
been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund
valued at about $25million us dollars only but the Central Bank office did
the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go
ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to
them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they contacted us
so as to assist them in making the investigation.
Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Malaysia (Bank Negara
Malaysia) via email with the below information accordingly:
NAME: Nor Shamsiah Mohamad Yunus
OFFICE ADDRESS: Bank Negara Malaysia,
Jalan Kuching, Kuala Lumpur,
Wilayah Persekutuan,Kuala Lumpur,
Selangor,Malaysia
Email: muhnnbu@gmail.com
Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office of the Governor of the
Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they
attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your
contract fund accordingly.
To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given
particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you
funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.
FULL NAMES:________________________________
CITY: _____________________________
ZIP: _____________
COUNTRY____________________________
SEX:___________
AGE:_______________
TELEPHONE NUMBER:_____________________
FAX: __________________________
Iâm not interested, if I had wanted money, I wouldâve had it by now.
Feel free to claim it, anybody
I didnât know the FBI did this kind of work. Learn something new everyday!
Great share @Josephine_van_Rijn.
Corona Ordinance Unconstitutional : a landmark judgement in Weimar District Court
Working English translation by Howard Steen (using DeepL) of item reported on German Corona Committee news pages: Amtsrichter in Weimar: Corona-VO verfassungswidrig - 2020 NEWS posted Jan 21st, 2021
A district judge in Weimar has acquitted a man who was to be fined for violating the Corona contact ban by celebrating his birthday with at least seven other parties from a total of eight households, six guests too many under Thuringiaâs Corona ordinance. The judgeâs verdict is scathing: The Corona Ordinance is unconstitutional and materially objectionable.
For the first time , a judge has dealt intensively with the medical facts, the economic consequences and the effects of the specific policy.
So I had my second cataract surgery today and prior to the actual surgery the anesthesiologist comes over and tells me that the anesthesia will not put me completely under and that Iâll still be able to understand and answer the surgeon during the operation.
She then tells me that I may not remember much of the procedure as time goes by as thatâs one of the effects:
Me: so my memory of all this may fade afterwards?
Her: Yes.
Me: Does that mean you can molest me and I wonât remember?
Her: We would never do that!
Me: Not even for $20?
Her: No! I wouldnât think of doing it for less than $50.
Me: Deal!
Iâve been known to do stupid stuff under anasthesia. Once I was recovering in the post op after extensive oral surgery and they were playing oldies in the room and they started playing Tom Jonesâ âItâs Not Unusualâ, so I made a fist and stuck it down my pants and sang along. This was after I called the oral surgeon âBarney Rubbleâ in between fits of laughter. My ex-wife was completely mortified.
I never went back.
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Congrats man. Mine were done last Feb and I really donât know the words to describe how being able to see again restored so many aspects of my life that I thought were just gone. I opted for the computer guided procedure with multifocal corrective lens implants and within days could read the fine print on nearly anything. Amazing and I hope your results are the same.
Thank you. Me too!
Thanks brother! The first one was a breeze, but this one has been painful. Tylenol helps but only for a short while. Canât really test the vision yet because itâs watering like Niagra, but tomorrow is anoither day and weâll see what it brings.
I wish you a speedy recovery
Finally got a decent pic of my âkids.â They never hold still when I grab my camera. She was using him as a pillow. On left Meka-8 months old. McBee-2 1/2. Inseparable.
Thank you! Itâs coming along
They gave me steroid drops on the next day visit. Worked wonders for the pain and headache. They explained that the fluid levels in my eyes had to stabilize which takes a few days.
Yeah I got four different drops that I have to take. Of course theyâre taken at different intervals so I have to write them all down. Tomâs of Maine should come up with an all in one so my life would be less complicatedâŚ
I would have loved to vote for her this election and Ben Carson last election. But oh no!, we got choices like Trump, Hillary, and Biden. The scum always floats to the top.