WHAT Has Made You Smile Today? (III)

Oh yes, horse tartare is a dish I like. It’s always odd that most Brits shy away from anything outside the basic three meats: Adult pigs, young sheep and grass-fed cows.

For me, getting aged venison, wood pigeon, veal and squirrel means that I’m going to have a fun day in the kitchen. But I am one from the shires: We care for the animal, kill it quickly and use all parts out of respect.

I generally avoid prepping snakes and eels myself as nailing them to the worktop is the only easy way to stop a mass of muscle breaking shit long after death. The maddest was in Shanghai, when I came home to a goose in my shower.

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You leapt in before I finished typing: The young are so eager to jump in.

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Young? Why thank you sir! At 62 I’ll take a young comment anytime

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We don’t need to know what you did with the goose in the shower

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We don’t need to know what you did with the goose in the shower
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Actually… :joy:

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I guess it’s ok as long as it identified as a female

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Luckily I was engaging in dispatch and cooking rather than providing a visual example of attempting the impossible. Sadly I cannot recall the infamous case on this point where an eccentric chap tried to bugger a duck.

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And I was so eagerly awaiting :grin:

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Maybe a classic game will satisfy your urges. They actually tried to give it a name but all agreed that ‘Untitled Goose Game’ was good enough:

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Don’t forget a signed consent form

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That implies that there is a circumstance when a goose is capable of being rational.

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Is the consent form for the goose or person involved with the goose? :man_shrugging:

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Mainly for those who have to hear the story. You know, Cancel Culture and all that. :rofl:

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I know Nom Nomz new website has been mentioned somewhere else but I’ll put this here as it made me smile anyway.

I don’t know what root means in Northern Ireland other than when related to a tree but in Australia it also means something else.

Excuse my ignorance but what does “root on us” mean?

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Well I’m not Irish but I do have a fully Irish name :wink:
Maybe it’s just been mistyped and they meant ‘root us on’ which would mean to support them. Just guessing.

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After a long day, I am sitting down to test current WIP wines.

Today I’m testing my makgeolli recipe. This is a variety of rice wine which is not filtered or pasteurised and a very traditional Korean drink, though not as famous as it’s stronger brother - soju.

I tend to make all Asian drinks I need when in the UK as what is available here is low quality and overpriced.

Makgeolli also lends itself to tteok-bokki and all fried kimchi dishes.

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I was going through the Royal Mail website to set up a delivery to a post office (Yes, they claimed that the door to my house is invisible again) and I spotted some rather odd stamps:

It is unusual to see a Warhammer series, though I know a few who will get a kick out of them being used to send out bits and finished models.

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Wonder Woman gets a whole invisible jet, and you only get a door. So much for equality.

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Well, it may be an example of positive discrimination. I tend to see ‘repressed’ groups having access to invisible logic.

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Making a prototype breakfast muffin after seeing Townsends’ traditional take on it.

So a fluffy sour dough muffin with a durum wheat crust, scrambled duck eggs, melted Red Leicester above the lettuce and smoked apple wood under the dry cured and smoked gammon slice and 1/3 pound Cumberland sausage patty.

I think this experiment takes breakfast beyond 11. Oh and @lanc13 this is the first photo showing the first session of my finger tattoo update (I tend to do three sessions each year as hand tattoos are easily damaged.

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