I use the dog for that. I’ve got to preserve my energy for the future move of house so I rather sit down and piss without having to wash the mud off after.
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I did a little digging into all the correspondence and agreements we have made with the housing corporation.
I have been very ill and lucky to be alive and my memory has suffered. I needed a little update.
Turns out we didn’t get the blueprints of the permanent layout of our houses after the renovation, only the concept blueprints.
The agreement is that they provide said blueprints around six months before they start the renovation and discuss it with us. We can then still haggle over things we don’t like and change things where possible.
So I’m supposed to vacate the building to whatever location they come up with at the last minute to come back to a house that might be completely different from what I expect.
I don’t think so, I’ve got this black on white.
It seems to me that they can get their arses together and produce some blueprints.
After that, they have about 6 months to find us somewhere acceptable to live.
That will be the around the end of March if they hurry up. 
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This was posted on the ‘other’ forum by our banned house troll. It is funny.
I went to a toyshop today to buy a Rubik’s cube. I paid with a 50 euro note. The guy picked up a pen and made an invisible mark with it on the banknote.
I asked him where that was for and he told me it was to confirm the bill was genuine.
So I asked him how he knew this one was real because he didn’t check it. It turns out they don’t even have a machine to check the bills but they have to mark them anyway.
That would’ve been nice to know before I went. I still have a fake one stuck to my wall.
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Hey I remember that guy !?!
That’s the Guitarist from the Bay City Rollers !
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Or Keith Partridge… lol
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Should’ve followed to see how long it would take for that pants leg to get caught in the sprocket
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Haha! I remember that happening as a Kid 
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I got a regular badge after more than 8.5 years on the forum.
I’m finally trusted with level 3. 
“Thanks for being a regular part of our community over a period of months.”
How many years is an ELR month?
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I have zero idea how that works @Josephine_van_Rijn. I’ve had mine for a hot second- and want to know how to get to trust level 4!! 
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I found this in the park today. I thought I had to go looking for the person who lost it.
It turns out it was left on purpose.
Very touching I might say.
https://www.tributearchive.com/obituaries/19659446/Adam-Jeffrey-Caudill/wall
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The link worked for me.
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Good, it didn’t on this end.
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Nice to see yoy back “Bigelow” you defo where hiding in “different” threads…
to BCR I preferred Adam and th Ants anyway…
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That’s a big bottle of cobbler, how is it? I’ve heard good things!
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