Now I think you have something… False advertising!!!
McD used to give away a coupon for a free Happy Meal on your birthday when I was a kid, no idea if they still do. That was, literally, the only time I had it all year. I recall one time happily waving it about on my birthday, in the car on the way to cash in my bounty. My mom said repeatedly, “Don’t lose that out the window!!” Sure, enough, I did just that. I remember me crying, mom yelling, and then turning around and going home with no free Happy Meal that birthday. Lesson learned!!!