Granted, but then you can’t find the flavors for it again anywhere!
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I wish I had back all the money I ever spent on shit that was broken, crap, useless, or I just threw away/never used.
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Granted but in will be delivered in coin from the bed of a manure truck.
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I live in Texas, lived by a feedlot in Oklahoma, yeah. . .worth it. I’ll dig thru shit for a few grand.
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I wish I didn’t have crippling depression and alcoholism, my life is really awful
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Granted with eternal happiness which makes you sick
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Not sure how this got buried, but rezzing it for the good clean fun! 
I wish eating healthy was cheaper.
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All organic and non gmo food is free! But Pizza burgers and fries are health food!
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granted cheaper healthy eating however the health food causes tooth loss
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I wish I liked seafood.
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Granted but you are allergic 
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Ι wish I liked watch football
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Granted. You will now spend all your weekends scratching yourself and reciting the alphabet to beer burps.
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I wish I had access to alternate timelines and could jump between parallel universes.
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Granted but your inter-dimensional portal is broken and you get stuck in My Little Pony World.
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Why’d you have to go and do that… Now I have the MLP song stuck in my head…
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It could have been worse, you might have forgotten to bring your vape with you 
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Good point.
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Before you come back, teach them ponies how to vape dammit!
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Working on it!!! But who’s gonna fix my portal…?
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