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Corrupt-a-wish


#62

Granted, but then you can’t find the flavors for it again anywhere!


#63

I wish I had back all the money I ever spent on shit that was broken, crap, useless, or I just threw away/never used.


#64

Granted but in will be delivered in coin from the bed of a manure truck.


#65

I live in Texas, lived by a feedlot in Oklahoma, yeah. . .worth it. I’ll dig thru shit for a few grand.


#66

I wish I didn’t have crippling depression and alcoholism, my life is really awful


#67

Granted with eternal happiness which makes you sick


#68

Not sure how this got buried, but rezzing it for the good clean fun! :wink:

I wish eating healthy was cheaper.


#69

All organic and non gmo food is free! But Pizza burgers and fries are health food!


#70

granted cheaper healthy eating however the health food causes tooth loss


#71

I wish I liked seafood.


#72

Granted but you are allergic :rofl:


#73

Ι wish I liked watch football


#74

Granted. You will now spend all your weekends scratching yourself and reciting the alphabet to beer burps.


#75

I wish I had access to alternate timelines and could jump between parallel universes.


#76

Granted but your inter-dimensional portal is broken and you get stuck in My Little Pony World.


#77

Why’d you have to go and do that… Now I have the MLP song stuck in my head…


#78

It could have been worse, you might have forgotten to bring your vape with you :smiley:


#79

Good point. :wink:


#80

Before you come back, teach them ponies how to vape dammit!


#81

Working on it!!! But who’s gonna fix my portal…?