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Corrupt-a-wish


#82

I wish VapeyMama’s portal was fixed.


#83

Can I grant this one…?!
I’m gonna.
Granted! But that VapeyMama chick can only use her portal if she brings another ELRer with her every time.


#84

Granted, but now every time they use it, random body parts get swapped between the two travelers. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#85

I wish great recipe ideas occurred more frequently.


#86

Granted, but erections will occur less frequently.


#87

The required name change to vapehemama is disturbing


#88

Quite… :confused:


#89

I wish I could come up with a good wish.


#90

Granted. you come up with the greatest wish of all time. Unfortunately, you will never remember what it was.


#91

You didn’t make a wish! So I will steal yours! Lol! I wish I had a stationary mixing space!


#92

Granted but you can only use it on a rollercoaster :grin:


#93

Bump :wink:


#94

Granted, but no one can reply.


#95

I wish TW12 woulda made a wish


#96

Granted, but he wished for your wish.

I wish for a nuclear powered vape mod.


#97

Granted but everytime you hit it you grow an extra eye.

I wish my wish wasnt gunna be corrupted


#102

Granted, but you get nothing, and its still corrupted

I wish for batteries that never hold a charge.


#103

Granted. But they don’t have connection points.
(odd thing to wish for by the way. :laughing: Also, FYI, you can frequently buy dead batteries brand new in the package at “Everything’s a $1” stores. This tip is ‘no charge’’) :wink:

I wish that butterflies were as common as they used to be.


#104

Granted but even the slightest glance at them makes you impotent.
I wish someone would rinse all my bottles for me.:baby_bottle:


#105

Granted, but you didn’t say with what, so…