Corrupt-a-wish

General The Pub
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I wish VapeyMama’s portal was fixed.

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Can I grant this one…?!
I’m gonna.
Granted! But that VapeyMama chick can only use her portal if she brings another ELRer with her every time.

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84

Granted, but now every time they use it, random body parts get swapped between the two travelers. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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85

I wish great recipe ideas occurred more frequently.

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86

Granted, but erections will occur less frequently.

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87

The required name change to vapehemama is disturbing

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Quite… :confused:

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89

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

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Granted. you come up with the greatest wish of all time. Unfortunately, you will never remember what it was.

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91

You didn’t make a wish! So I will steal yours! Lol! I wish I had a stationary mixing space!

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92

Granted but you can only use it on a rollercoaster :grin:

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Bump :wink:

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94

Granted, but no one can reply.

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95

I wish TW12 woulda made a wish

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96

Granted, but he wished for your wish.

I wish for a nuclear powered vape mod.

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Granted but everytime you hit it you grow an extra eye.

I wish my wish wasnt gunna be corrupted

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Granted, but you get nothing, and its still corrupted

I wish for batteries that never hold a charge.

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103

Granted. But they don’t have connection points.
(odd thing to wish for by the way. :laughing: Also, FYI, you can frequently buy dead batteries brand new in the package at “Everything’s a $1” stores. This tip is ‘no charge’') :wink:

I wish that butterflies were as common as they used to be.

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Granted but even the slightest glance at them makes you impotent.
I wish someone would rinse all my bottles for me.:baby_bottle:

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Granted, but you didn’t say with what, so…

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