Simple fixā¦give her a hug, but say itās from meā¦".Ozo in Essex, remember your holiday"ā¦
and she will instantly quiet down, eh?
Donāt mention I said she had bird legs, but still, she is a looker.
It was just teaā¦even at 3:00ā¦trust me. 
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Ok I said what you told me to sayā¦
she just farted and rolled overā¦
What does that even meanā¦??
(apart from us eating kebabs on our way home from a fireworks display at my friends farm was really bad ideaā¦i may have to go downstairs for 10 minutes 
ā¦woooft)
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Nip that shit in the bud. Put her in the Dutch Oven. 
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Cmon man, you know the rules of a Dutch oven
- You cannot Dutch Oven someone with their own trouser cough.
- we still canāt talk about fightclub.
These are set in stone dude you know thisā¦
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That particular set of rules either didnāt make it across the pond, or otherwise do not apply in my specific domicile. My wife starts cutting the cheese in bed and I summon all my strength to hold her tightly under the covers. Most effective with the friggin silk sheets she loves so much. They might feel good against the skin but breathe about as well as a plastic wrap. 
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aaaand thatās the Mrs awake again 
Iām in the doghouse for sure tomorrow lmaooo
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Another āsimpleāā¦
It was a Gas, Gas. Gasā¦
They donāt call me āJumpinā Jack" by accident, eh?
Ya, so whatās new with the birds ?
They all sing the same songā¦chirp chirp, honey doā¦chirp chirpā¦honey didnātā¦chirp chirp honey doā¦chirp chirpā¦honey donātā¦chirp chirp.
What a lovely sound each and every morningā¦chirp chirpā¦donāt the birds EVER stop ?
The [chirping] you getā¦for the [chirping] you got.
Donāt bother me none, me none, me noneā¦I have been married for over 700 years ! I am used to it !!!
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Done da PayPal ā¦every little bit helps. Hope youāre out of the shit soon māLord.
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Simple answer isā¦cash to paypal will help the most overall, gift cards to Bull City and EcigX will be the easiest for flavors. Anything else you wish to box and send will just be icing on the cake. Mail him some cookies, eh?
His PayPal account is krowe33@gmail.com
The best way to help him with getting flavors is to get a gift card for him at
Bull City http://www.bullcityflavors.com/
EcigXpress https://www.ecigexpress.com/
He will get an e-mail from them that he has a gift card to use.
Kevin Rowe
3850 N. 25th St Apt #25
Terre Haute, IN 47805
If anyone of us is truly worthy of help here on ELR. LordVapor is.
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You should let people know what he does for work because money is great but a job would be much better. List what he does where he lives and hpow far he is willing to travel and maybe someone on here can get him a job.
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Bull City asks for the recipientās Email. Is it the same one? I have a care package set up for him but I may not be able to mail it until Tuesday when my son is taking me out to vote. Itās hard for me to get around sometimes.
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Thanks! 
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Yes, good ideaā¦
Just waiting on his response.
He has his son this weekendā¦something that hasnāt happened for a long, long time,
so he may be busy.
And, all he has is a crappy little phone to communicate on.
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I canāt thank you guys enough for your generosity and kindness. You all saved me. Words could never describe how grateful I am to have caring and compasionate friends like the ones I have here. I canāt thank you enough.
I canāt get online much on my phone. But I needed to tell you guys how much I appreciate what you have done for me. I feel so blessed right now to be a part of this very wonderful community.
I have my son this weekend, and it has been awhile since I have seen him. I have been so reluctant to spend a dime on anything not needed for fear I was not being able to get rent paid. Now today I can take my son to the childrenās museum here.
I have never been without work. But the town I am now stranded in has nothing to offer. I never would have thought this would happen to me. So I wasnāt prepared. @SthrnMixer here has been so kind to set me up with a job contact that may be able to help me out. So I have some hope finally. Thank you brother. And may God bless each and every one of you for the kindness you have all shown me. I love you guys, and I will get though this thanks to you.
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I love you too, Brother.
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Hey guys, Iām a corporate recruiter and own our own agency. Maybe we can help him find work. Depends on what he does and where he is but its worth a shot.
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His description says, āI am a Supervisor/Engineer/Programmer/Machinist at a small race shop in Brownsburg Indianaā 
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Thatās AWESOME! We specialize in Engineers! If he has PLC Programming, that is a huge plus too! If anyone knows how to get in touch with him, he can go to our website www.Rususasearch.com and we can connect!
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I just feel so good you were able to get help you needed, when you needed it. and I know youāre the kind of person used to helping rather than being helped. All I can say is you have to get over yourself. No one is immune to hardship. And I hope anyone reading this who feels compelled to help will do so.
Even if you started work tomorrow, it will be a bit before you have your sea legs back.
We love you too buddy. Donāt forget it! 
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