You know your juice is practically clear when it’s mixed then turns brown over time too and that’s gotta be both the nicotine and flavorings 
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I used to stop by the police station every time I’d be heading back out to sign out one their EPERB satellite beacons - even a funnel web or snake bite will fuck you out there.
Always seemed like a pain in the arse, but I hate funnel webs would see them crawling up the outside of the tent some nights; once found one curled under my pillow.
Snakes don’t bother me at all, but funnel webs come out at night, when you’re asleep and can easily roll onto them.
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Give me your bank account details and tell me what it comes to. Or PayPal 
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I’m on top of a mountain all this water’s gushing past - it doesn’t affect me at all
Unless they close the highway… that might affect mail 
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Sorry that just randomly struck me as funny.
10 days after I first found it funny.
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I’ve just ordered a voopoo drag x plus and two of the voopoo RTA tanks to go with it, because I like the size and both the mod/tanks look very nicely designed plus any RTA is good to be grabbing in the lead up-up to,… well nobodies said anything about Australians being unable to order vape devices come October now I think of it - just nicotine.
I kind’ve feel like the drag 3 wouldn’t been better because it’s dual battery, but dafuck do I want another chunky brick-sized mod to carry in my pocket when I’m already sick of taking the Aegis out with me - I want something small.
I could literally pummel someone to death with the original aegis it’s so thick and heavy.
"CUSTOMS STATUS UPDATED"
Onya DHL: they’re so pro.
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I wanna move to New Zealand.
So many possums there, they’re in PLAGUE levels… thanks to whatever genius thought importing a bunch of brush tails endemic to another continent would be a great idea - without the predatory species to keep them in check 
But I could finally have a possum hat…
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And here’s your podcast episode for the day. .
It’s a thing now, because I’m making it one.
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WOMAN!
Come back! 
'Cause she’s at a post office sending her favorite juice to me 
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That is gross!!
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No, I will send it for free. It hasn’t arrived yet as I just placed the order last night I think.
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It is funny esp when you meet me, lol! Hardly a gangster - if only in my mind!
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What are the dims on this tank? How many ml’s does it hold? I hate bloody big tanks, for myself that is.
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Hi there!! 
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True… as long as it doesn’t look like 
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Only 2mLs
I’ll be using it as a MTL with salt/freebase combined 
whistle
Hard day at the office mm? 
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Hold on to your possum hat… I just made another mix!! Cap custard, French Vanilla, Creme Brulee or something like that. I’m seeing a lot of good custard recipes out there!! Excited!
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omg, I may need this… going to look it up now.
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Good You!
Excellent 
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I just looked at the Voopoo RTA 26mm tank. Although it hold 2ml which I love, it’s bloody 26mm wide. Nooooooo. So when you fill it up and say shove it in a bag, add a lot of turbulence to this, does it leak?
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