Memes, Jokes, Riddles

[Stankhammer]

[Bad_Influence]

[Dardy]

[TorturedZen]

[robrrt1]

[Cary1]

@robrrt1 Thanks for this one. I just sprayed sparkling water out of my nose.

[Pastorfuzz]

A man goes to the doctor feeling like shit.
They run tests and the doc says you have incurable cancer.
The man says what can I do to live longer.
Doc says Get married.
Man says How will that work?
Doc says because it will seem like eternity

[robrrt1]

[Sevencasper]

borrowed from fb

[robrrt1]

[Dilbo]

[Mark_Turner]

[SquirrelSmash]

Men can really have a stigmata about having their nails done.

[Psycho_316]

[SquirrelSmash]

Is that a jar of midichlorians, or are you just happy to see me?

[Psycho_316]

Maybe a little bit of both

[Rocky02852]

[Psycho_316]

[robrrt1]

[robrrt1]

Welcome back to the Arthur Murray portion of the hurricane season