Memes, Jokes, Riddles

@Rocky02852 I’m LOL’ing :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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LOL, weird @Rocky02852 we should ALL type in the same search, and see what the Giggle Algo gives us in comparison …

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What’s a Google?

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I don’t dare hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” tab…

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I guess I’m filling bad about it !?!?!

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I tried it. I got NOTHING! Some TV series, why have I never had a boy friend. But no list. Must be because I’m thpethial.

8, 11 and 17.

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My neighbors 4 year old kid named Little Johnny, was trying to get used to this whole new school concept.

He was especially confused with the teacher always saying “Use your big words.”

First she asked Little Suzy what she did this weekend. She replied that she went on a choo choo. The teacher corrected her saying “you went on a train ride.”

Then she asked Little Peter what he did this weekend. He said, “I went to the animal place and saw the stripy horsies.”

The teacher told him he should say, "I went to the zoo and saw a zebra "

She then asked Little Johnny what he did this weekend. He puffed up his chest and with great pried he said, “I read a book!” The teacher was surprised, and asked him what book he’d read?

His chest deflated, and he thought for some time in consternation, then smiled mischievously and said, “I read Whinny the shit!”

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It always amazes me when someone tells me they’ve never broken a bone.

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11, Never seen in real life and 17, I have a vertigoooooooo lol.

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Never seen it, never wanna.

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Well, I didn’t break it. Had some kinda deviated septum or something. Surgeon broke my nose and straightened up some cartalege. Well, no matter how I spell that, I get some weird red squiggly line that spell check can’t figure out.

Doc’s fact turned red trying to break it. Said he’s never see a bone that strong.

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