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This actually happened to me last time I got vape mail…
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from a candian textbook allegedly
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Stopped in at the local pub the other day for a cold one on my birthday, started chatting with this gal at the bar and she told me her name is Carmen because she likes Cars and Men. I told her my name is Beertits…
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It’s the best relationship!! 
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No mafioso, in his right mind, would sit at that table (unless there was a mirror in the corner).
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I would have pointed my finger and said, “There’s prime real estate over that way.”
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