Feel free to delete it if you think it’s offensive! 
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can it play crysis?
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You can play with the whole Universe in real time! 
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A dog wanders into the jungle, and a lion sees him from a distance and says to himself, “What is this? It looks edible,” and charges after it.
The dog sees the lion running towards him and stands near a pile of bones and says loudly, “Mmm mmm, lion sure tastes good!”
The lion stops and thinks, “This little guy eats lions? Nope, I’m out.”
A monkey sees the whole thing and decides he’s going to kiss up to the lion and tells him the whole story. The lion is outraged and tells the monkey to jump on his back. “We’ll both get him!”
The little dog sees them coming and loudly shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”
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I asked my mother if she took tylenol when she was pregnant with me,
She said “only when I had a bad hangover”…
I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector, the constant beeping noise was giving me a headache and making me dizzy…
I often wonder what people did to cure boredom before the internet,
I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either….
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Oh yeah I forgot to mention, my job application at the postal service has been accepted.
I start last Monday…
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Congratulations!!
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A lot of people won’t even understand that one…haha.
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Actually, that’s true of most of my (or shared) memes 
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While this is not a meme, joke, or riddle, @robrrt1’s reminded me of how much the band loves Rick, and the fans too. Nothing but respect for him, AND them.
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