So I have a bit of a health issue at the moment so I picked up this one in some hospital.
A guy is seeing a doctor who straight away tells him that he’s way overweight which is seriously dangerous and he has to do something about it.
Says the man that he would like to hear a 2nd opinion on that.
Says the doc: ok, no problem. You’re also extremely ugly.
You’ve been missed!
Welcome back!! It’s see to see you here!
Thanks man, I’m on the way back to relatively normal now, after a heart attack in April and a new aortic heart valve 5 weeks ago.
I’m now in a clinik where they get you back on your feet.
I probably have to sue the clinic now because they send cannabis patients off the clinic grounds, it’s not allowed to consume your meds on site 
Holy shit brother. Just a bump in the road ehh ??
Well, whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger right ?
Welcome back.
LOL, well that makes fuck sense !!! 
Bump in the road, yes, definately! It was a rather rough ride, the heart valve thing was probaly a birth defect, which would explain that I’ve been told off by pretty muchevery PE teacher i ever had. And always was the last on the top of the hill etc. Once you’re beyond 50, these things like to escalate which is what happened in my case. First the heart attack whcih was not too bad really, it has been fixed with a single stent. Just before i was about to go back to work i had another issue, this time i couldn’t get rid of the CO2 so i had a CO2 poisoning. All caused by the leaky valve. Now i have an artificial one which is just starting to run a bit more smooth. In the beginning it’s expeted to cause arythmia or whatever it is called in english. So probing my pulse brings back very funny results sometimes.
Luckily enough, the operation was done in a really good hospital which a few years ago got university clinic status where they do this kind of operation every day.
I’m expected to be back at work around xmas, that was my longest stint off work ever. Really looking forward to go back, as strange as it sounds 
Get well quick man! 
