Memes, Jokes, Riddles

Funny, but kind of sick after i think about it.
I’m sure it happens though

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Well seeing how your paying, hehe…
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Oh that is worth it.

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Why is there no black character in the game “Clue”?

Because then it would be called “Solved”

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What is Stevie Wonder’s favourite colour?

Corduroy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevjfzV4-qQ

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That reminds me…

A man comes home to his wife from a doctor’s appointment. He complains that these losers want a blood sample, a urin sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.
Says the wife:
Oh that’s no problem, just take your green corduroy trousers.

Sorry if I postet that before…

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What’s Micheal Jackson’s Pronouns? Hee/hee

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cocaine

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And you could buy bottles of H for your aches and pains!

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Yep… and as states decriminalize it, we are sure to see it added back into various medicinal products. Seems Coca Cola has already jumped on the bandwagon.
https://thetacomaledger.com/2021/03/29/bringing-coke-back-to-coca-cola/

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And one from Mom…
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+1 for Dollar General Lee! :sunglasses:

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Riddle: What this word?

Some of you may know this already so this is for those who don’t. Not sure where I saw this (hope it wasn’t on here, that’d be embarrassing) but here it is…

There’s a common 9-letter English word where you can take away one letter which leaves you with an 8-letter word.

Take away one letter from that 8-letter word and you’re left with a 7-letter word.

Repeat taking away one letter at a time until you’re left with a single letter word.

What is this 9-letter word?

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“I hate wearing women’s underwear, there’s no support for your testicles. They just hang out on either side looking like sad bulldog cheeks”
-Joel

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bwahahaha!

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I see that no-one’s had a crack at this (maybe). Keep at it and you’ll eventually find the answer. And when you do, it’ll be quite startling :wink:.

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STARTLING Is the answer

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