Memes, Jokes, Riddles

Sweden’s first woman Prime Minister quit just hours after she was appointed, she didn’t even have time to assemble her cabinet

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Wonder if that cabinet was from IKEA?

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Marbles, marbles, marbles, if you have to explain the joke it’s less funny.

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What would 50 cent say if you got him a sweater? “Gee, you knit?”

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Here is a caption contest picture and here was my submission.

Here we see Jamal, with the drive to get his body in top notch condition it makes me wonder what he’ll do necks?

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And the winner is … :crazy_face: Noice…

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I asked google how many nine letter words are in the English language and 41,000 or so seemed like too many to go through.

STARTLING 9
STARTING 8
STATING 7
STATIN 6 any of a group of drugs (such as lovastatin and simvastatin) that inhibit the synthesis of cholesterol and promote the production of LDL-binding receptors in the liver resulting in a usually marked decrease in the level of LDL and a modest increase in the level of HDL circulating in blood plasma
STAIN 5
STAN 4 extremely devoted fan
TAN 3
AN 2
A 1

Well, that was fun!! :smiley:

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Fun indeed @Dan_the_Man :laughing:. This is the one I know … “same same but different”. Cheers brah…

9 - STARTLING
8 - STARTING
7 - STARING
6 - STRING
5 - STING
4 - SING
3 - SIN
2 - IN
1 - I

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ROTFL @mew !!!

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That is actually very clever.

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@Mew Brilliant!!! Everybody needs to start doing that!! LOL, maybe it will stop some of these thieving bastards.

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@Dardy Cheers!! I knew I should have looked for easier words but I enjoy this type of thing. I’m the only one in the house that loves playing Scrabble. Nobody will play with me :cry:

Got any more?

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If you spell check Norris in scrabble you win… forever

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LOL do you play with that rule or is it a universal rule?

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I… I don’t know how to read.

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This man is Brilliant, I enjoy his work as Much as Burr, Norton and Chappelle. Sadly, if you look up Jim Norton on youtube his old material was pretty offensive and removed.

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