Merry Christmas

From my heart…to your home…

I wish a very merry and healthy Christmas to all of you.

For those of you that don’t believe in Santa Claus, or those
that don’t believe I am the real one, my ‘special’ elves are
working on specific miracles for you and your loved ones.

And for those that do believe, yet think I only work one night
a year, please relax and understand that there are many other
needs all year long, that can’t wait for a holiday.

Those that are hungry and have nothing to eat, or need medical
attention, or are homeless and not only sleep in unimaginable places
but also live in fear of being beaten if they do sleep. And so many of
them are our Veterans, that have medical policies and can’t even get
into the VA for help. No VA evaluation = no disability checks = remaining
homeless. And don’t think it is only in America.

There are only 365 days in a year to help others…and that’s not enough time.

The least I will ask of you, as you celebrate this Christmas season, is to
take ONE short minute, of every day, and hopefully every day forward…
and pray for the less fortunate that are hurting, homeless, and in ill health.

Please also remember our troops in your prayer(s), whether they get to
come home for Christmas or not, and pray for our leaders of this country,
that they map a steady and moral course for all of us that they represent.

And never forget to celebrate your blessings, no matter how small they seem.
Beauty and happiness is all around us, just open your heart and you will know.

God bless all of you, and all that you hold dear.

Remember, naughty or nice, Santa is watching you.
Santa doesn’t need drones with cameras…he grows his own special
magical reindeer dust, and the reindeer can fly in stealth mode…
faster than the speed of light, and much, much more efficiently than
any government weapon.

Meowy Christmas
Fleas Navidad


Merry Christmas @ozo !


And the same to you good sir.


Ok ok i’ll sit on your lap this one last time…just don’t touch me like you did last year…I’m still disturbed about what I saw stuck in your beard…

Happy festiveness you big bearded buffoon :kissing_closed_eyes:

Maybe if you’re a good boy you’ll actually get a razor this year. :ok_hand:


Merry Christmas to you @ozo and the rest of this disturbed ELR family…


Ray Stevens! Didn’t he have like a naked song?


MC & HNY to Everyone!


Mary Christmas


To all my ELR Brothers & Sisters

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)


Merry Christmas (happy holidays if not celebrating) and Happy New year to the whole of the ELR fam! :christmas_tree::gift:


Merry Christmas to all ma friends in the ELR community, i hope you all have an awesome break, stay safe and enjoy some quality time with your loved ones. look forward to 2018 with yas…merry freakin chrissy…


Hands down most PC and ‘on the fence’ xmas greeting ive ever read :laughing:
Your dictionary must be smoking lmao :ok_hand:


Merry Christmas to you too @ozo and everybody else :christmas_tree:


And a very Merry Christmas to you and yours @Ozo!!!


Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all.

When I said Happy Holidays at work, some customers got annoyed and Merry Christmassed me in a hostile manner. Now I say both. Lol Even those that celebrate Christmas can have happy holidays, and those that don’t can have a Merry Christmas on Dec 25.

So, Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy and safe New Year.

Lets just all have a great and safe time!

Well wishes for all that are less fortunate. Surprise gifts and kindness to those in need will be appreciated all year, I practice it, receive it, see it happen all the time, and still am delightfully surprised every time it happens.


@ozo I hope that your festive time is filled with happiness and joy that you and your family are safe and in good health, have your fill of good food and I know your going to have some of the finest whiskey by your side to wash it down with.

I raise my glass of Jack Daniels Red Dog Saloon to you sir, Cheers!

To the rest of my ELR family, have a fantastic time with your families, I know I am :hugs:


I think I will have some vino…a chardonnay…a Mexican Chardonnay…Si, bueno, hombre !!!


Merry Christmas my old Friend @ozo and ELR
God Bless all of you


“Momma!? Santa’s REAL! I seen him on mah Forum!”

Feliz Navidad @ozo :wink:

Oh here’s a recipe for a straight up shot …it’s easy …equal parts Anejo Tequila and Limoncello. Maybe make a small martini shaker/pitcher and pour shots for all. It’s like a Margarita without any dilution. :tada: :beers:

Cheers ELR!


@BoDarc @Grubby @Steampugs @VapeyMama and @etc

First…YES…very good [ equal parts Anejo Tequila and Limoncello ]

I surely hope everyone is stocked up on mini Red Solo cups ( a pantry staple )


I even use black ones on ‘special’ occasions…