and it’s good exercise when you’re recouping too.
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The wifey sounds so sweet, but where was she when it was time to suck out the venom huh? 
[DISCLAIMER] Kids? NEVER suck out black widow venom …these are jokes
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Nanananana 
If you get lucky like me, it will let you like about 3 posts and then throw you out again.
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It’s a travesty lol
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I’m the same. I don’t kill spiders. Not even the black widows that are very common here. As a kid I would go into the woods and play with tarantulas that I would find under rotting logs.
Cockroaches on the other hand, must die immediately and with extreme prejudice!
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ewww gawd coachraches yuck… the idea of coachraoches and the likes are why I leave any spiders or centipedes have free reign if they decide to move in to my home (i figure what ever they are eating is probably something I dont want around) Your brave I wouldnt be looking to play with a tarantula I found under a log and I killed widows on sight when I lived out west (small kids and black widows are not a good match)
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Remind me sometime to tell you about defending myself against a 5 ft rattle snake with a broom. (I had the broom, the snake doesn’t have hands to hold a broom)
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I hate rattle snakes they though my daughters sandbox was the bees knees, I finally got rid of it all together after removing a snake from it about 5 times and swearing I was going to die each time… how did you end up battling out with one with a broom?
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My neighbor saw me taking my garbage can out for collection and came over to chat. After about 10 minutes, she asks me if I know anything about rattle snakes. I said “I know enough to not have one as a pet.” She said “OK” and started to walk away. I asked her “why do you ask?” and she said there was one in her house that must have come in the open door. Her husband was at work and she had two little kids so it became an immediate concern. I went over to her and sure enough there is a big effing rattler coiled up and trying to strike her dog who is darting in and out at the thing. The kids are crying on the couch. I tell her to put the kids in their room and call off the dog and call 911. (She wasn’t very smart. In my opinion she was as sharp as a sack of wet mice). I tell her to get me the broom, and I try to lure the snake away from the hall to the kids room. yada yada yada, I was able to maneuver the thing near a big storage tub and tipped it over. When the cop showed up all he said was “looks like you got it under control” and wouldn’t even come in. Firefighters came shortly after and cut it’s head off in the street. I was hoping they would have released it into the desert.
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oh wow they wouldn’t have killed it here as it’s illegal to kill them… I just borrowed a catch pole from a neighbour and would toss the snake in the back 40 (not sure if thats even allowed but im not having no snake playing with my kids)
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Yeah, they aren’t good playmates.
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Not good playmates but great skinned breaded and fried.
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And no it does not taste at all like chicken
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<all out of like as per usual
I’ve heard that. Gonna have try it sometime.
LMAO here
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Aye… Jose “sharp as a sack of wet mice” is already recorded into my database of anecdotal colloquialisms …ready for immediate use at my next family gathering. Thanks @Lostmarbles!
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I can’t take credit for it. It comes from a legendary character of American media…
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Holy Lord!
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He’s my Hero
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