What do you really hate? (II)

[Guido_Possum]

This like a confession booth or some shit.

Today, I do not hate anything.

Sorry

I un-hate that I’mma squirt some shortbread biscuit juice into being between now and - whenever I get to it - and I guess I dislike the fact that biscuit will take weeks to steep decently, though that’s still not comin’ close to ‘hatred’

I will come back when I’ve got something - something I really despite and loathe, because right now I got nothing.

I am slightly concerned by the thought I’ll have to persistently get-on well with a dozen people and bite my tongue so many times in an average day I really don’t know how long I can keep myself from slicing at someone.

That’s still not hate though.

[Gazza7]

Welcome to my everyday work life too.

[Guido_Possum]

Yeah I’m used to working alone with the whole place to myself.

Having to maintain a pleasant demeanor to a range of different people like, constantly is a new thing

[jinx_d]

@muth

Ya really gonnay have to make me laugh now. My second laptop froze. I’m on my phone but it’s not great.

well then thaw it out !

sorry, thats all i got

[Guido_Possum]

I’ve found something I will kinda hate.

Well I only dislike it at the moment, but that’ll intensify.

The old woman I’ve been paired with for training is obviously an alcoholic and as someone who has tried every drug on earth and knows there’s way better shit than that, I’ve always held a muted disdain for alcoholics.

Why not drink window cleaner right?

She’s got the beetroot red skin, she’s scattered as shit and you should’ve seen her face light-up when I mentioned a guest left a full bottle of wine in their fridge on Sunday phew - bitch nearly gave herself whiplash running to bag it with her name then rush it to the staff fridge…

Just saying y’know: I don’t need to see her slamming-down drinks to know she’s obviously a pretty heavy drinker and I don’t hate alcoholics either, just mm pity them - for a bit more money they could be taking drugs that make them feel good instead of turning them into red-skinned morlocks shaking their day away just waiting to get home and make their livers wanna jump out their bodies and flee.

She’s nice enough: that old, grandmother type gently reminding me to check the drawers …or whatever, but while she’s doing these little mini-inspections of what I’ve done in each room, she is herself forgetting to empty bins that’re chock full of shit though if I’m honest, I find any woman who isn’t physically attractive to me just like moving wallpaper and quickly shove them to the periphery of my attention.

What the fuck though: you cannot help the core configuration of your nature, and though I don’t consider ugly people any less people, I just find there’s so much ugliness in the world I’ll do anything I can to focus on the more attractive things and dismiss the, less attractive.

So that whole having-someone-more-scattered-than-I-am, reminding me every four rooms something I’ve forgot while I could already be pointing out so many things she’s forgotten - in every room: that’ll get annoying soon if I don’t dump her and start working unsupervised.

I don’t hate it yet, but it’s slowly creeping up each day.

And none of this would’ve happened had I not threatened to toilet-brush a certain teachers desk if they didn’t shuddup whining at the principal about my vacuuming not being perfect.

Next day, my supervisor is at the school at 6:00AM with the ipad having me sign a formal complaint, and though they didn’t fire me I’ve only got random shifts since like I’m the volatile “last resort” casual she’ll ring if there’s no other cleaner available.

So I have to be nice to these coworkers fuckit.

Teachers have fucking no sense of humour at all.

[Lostmarbles]

Maybe don’t look at it as having to be nice and just, you know…be nice.
I deal with drug-addicts, mentally challenged, alcoholics, you name it and will say that when you put a real and genuine smile on anyone’s face, that feels good to me. I can’t control their lives, I can only control my interactions with them.
Just a thought. No offense or presumption to lecture meant.

[Guido_Possum]

How, could I possibly take offense with that dog avatar going on.

It’s not that I can’t be nice though: I can charm the birds right down outta the trees when I’m in the mood, but have a thin layer of patience that wears a bit quickly.

Seals back over quickly too, but for the duration it’s torn I cannot summon any charm to save myself.

[JessQuits]

When you discover your husband raunchy farted beside you by sucking the thing through your vape and there he is smiling thinking it’s funny. My biggest pet peeves bathroom things mixing with my vape. Gagging lots of gagging and smacking shit out of him. This happens far too often.

[Guido_Possum]

That is aerosol fecal matter now all in your mouthpiece.

Divorce him and find a human being with a little bit of class.

[Guido_Possum]

Here’s two things I really, genuinely hate while I’m here actually:

• Public Toilets: though I only ever use them to wash my face if I’m sweating or redo my hair, the smells and shit you gotta put up with - I don’t know how anybody can bring themselves to actually use the toilet itself and even when I’ve gotta piss, I’ll use the disabled toilet for that thanks: hard pass on standing in a dozen other peoples stale piss for me thanks, and I have argued with cleaners many times who try to direct me to the male toilet - telling me the disabled toilets are for disabled people - call that a disability if you like: a personal aversion to standing there in other peoples stale piss.

• The little bits of snipped wire I’m getting stuck in my socks, that fly off my coils and lodge in the carpet waiting to stick me. Hate them little fuckers.

[JessQuits]

I hate when I snip the wire and it some how goes the opposite way science says it should lands in my damn eye. And for the husband, I moved his car seat, we are even. He is a big man. He gets stuck. I will one day pee in his coffee or shave my bikini line with his face trimmer after 4 days of no showers! No I won’t. Lol

I hate when my friends want free vape liquid. Assholes. Nope.

I hate when my neighbor wakes me up to fix her phone, 4 times an afternoon. I go to work at 4am, don’t eff with my nap. Barbarian sadist!

[Guido_Possum]

That’s a pretty broad range of hates - you just go right ahead and get it all out

[Guido_Possum]

I hate when a site says "Hurry! only 12 in stock at this price!" so you quickly chuck 2 in your cart then process the order only to get an email two days later from the useless dickheads telling you they’re out of stock.

Even while their shitty site still shows ‘10 items left’

Specifically, these two cute little MTL RDAs, because I’ve never seen an RDA that’s only 22mm and designed specifically for MTL yet…

Course they haven’t emailed me yet to say they’re outta stock, but they also haven’t shipped the order yet so you can fuckin’ bet your shit they will: then I’ll have to arse around with a shitty refund for two items that’ll take another two days because they’re stupid-slow replying to any emails, then another week after that I’ll have that pissy $40 back in my account and no fucking RDAs to show for all that bullshit.

HATE that.

They’d be perfect: full of 50mg/mL salt nic - for stealth vaping at work.

[natbone]

I once took a train from Cairo to Aswan. It was a very long and uncomfortable ride. The toilet in our first class car was the most disgusting I’ve ever seen and I’ve been around the world. I had to put my face as close to the window as possible while pissing. Holding my breath as long as possible, I’d gasp for air from the window but it didn’t work so well. The stench stayed on my clothes until I was able to wash them. The upside of it is that whenever I go into a toilet that is dirty now, I just think, well it’s no where close to the one on that train and it just doesn’t bother me.

[Guido_Possum]

@natbone

The upside of it is that whenever I go into a toilet that is dirty now, I just think, well it’s no where close to the one on that train and it just doesn’t bother me.

Well if it ever starts bothering you, just turn and use the disabled one: they’re almost always clean and I’ve only come out 2-3 times in the last few years to find someone in a wheelchair giving me a reproachful look.

That’ll make you feel a little bad, but you’ll get over it fast enough and so will they

Usually as soon as I’ve stepped around the wheelchair and walked away, often a bit annoyed with the way they’ve passive aggressively parked their wheelchair outside forcing me to notice them there…

They should feel bad for blocking the door.

[Guido_Possum]

Oh but while on the subject of public toilets and disabled toilets specifically: I really hate when people don’t bother to lock the f$#%king door - my logic automatically goes to “Fuckin’ pervert” because I cannot see any reason anyone would forget they’re in a public shopping center and not their own home.

It’s usually old men and all you get is a glimpse as you swing open the door, mutter “Ugh” then back out but even then… how does anyone forget to lock a toilet door when they’re surrounded by the general public right?

They can’t all me senile.

[Guido_Possum]

My mother.

[Josephine_van_Rijn]

@muth

so I can do my taxes, grrr.

That is something to hate right there.
I’m in the privileged position that I never have to do taxes for the simple reason that I don’t own a bloody thing
Makes life easy, apart from the turning over every cent 100 times before actually spending it on some necessity.

@Guido_Possum

and though I don’t consider ugly people any less people

I have met some really beautiful people in my life that had such tremendously ugly characters that all that beauty just simply vanished.
Likewise I’ve met ugly people with such inner beauty that made it impossible for me to regard them as ugly.
They shine with that inner beauty.

@Guido_Possum

as someone who has tried every drug on earth and knows there’s way better shit than that, I’ve always held a muted disdain for alcoholics.

I’m afraid I can relate to that. Looking sideways at some guy standing on a street corner with a beer at 1 in the afternoon and there’s me shaking my head whilst sucking on a joint.

That is actually something I really hate about myself for the simple reason that although my choice of drug might be less destructive than alcohol, it is still a habit that is in controle of me and not the other way around.

Then again, nobody can expect me to live on this mad planet and not self medicate.

@Guido_Possum

My mother.

Ugh, don’t even get me started
My sister didn’t agree to my suggestion to cremate first and then bury, just to be on safe side.
All I could do was make sure the lid was screwed on tight.

I hate having to plow through snow and hail storms after we had a few nice days of spring.

[Guido_Possum]

@Josephine_van_Rijn

They shine with that inner beauty.

Sure but they’re still not as nice to look at

[Guido_Possum]

I’m asleep really - busy got up momentarily because I forgot my usually vitamin taking befor bed.

But for being judgemental towards alcoholics: it’s okay far as I’m concerned because alcohol is classless aand turns people into inhibition-lacking morons.

Cannabis doesn’t - that promotes introspection and even points out when you’re not on track with that depressing paranoia we all know.

Alcohol deludes people into thinking they’re far better than they are while drunk.

THC does the opposite and only lets you have a really good time when you’re doing the right thing generally in your life.

Alcoholics are fair game.