What?!?! You mean you don't make embroidered replicas of all your ELR Badges and proudly boast of them when you hit the vape shops in your ELR uniform? Of course... my sash is black... but, me and my buddy here get Ooooohs and Ahhhhhs! We are the toast and envy of the vape meet!
Or when I'm in a bit of a darker mood, I don the old Klingon personality and outfit, complete with ELR badge baldric of course, and dare anyone to say shit to me! A fifth of blood wine can really summon up some ass whooping attitude!